Your job sounds so exciting! LOL!
Years ago, when I was a Greyhound agent in a small town, I had a call from a woman who wanted to know when the “next bus” left. So I gave her the time of the next bus (four going north, four going south on a daily basis.) He next question stymied me: What time does it get there? Eh?
I had someone during the superbrawl, er, bowl call me up to drunkenly sing “I’m a wolverine, I’m a wolverine.”
Another year, some idiot called just to chew and blast music into the phone.