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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: RegulatorCountry; PROCON; TheOldLady; Darksheare; NoCmpromiz
Do keep an Eye On the inanimate objects around you for a while.(RegulatorCountry ,PROCON ) :)
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posted on
01/10/2015 1:48:17 PM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
To: NoCmpromiz
I’m so glad my kitties were indoor cats. The only thing from outside they ate were spiders.
182
posted on
01/10/2015 1:50:04 PM PST
by
Gefn
(If I can't have Cruz in 16, I want Deimos.)
To: RegulatorCountry
183
posted on
01/10/2015 1:50:08 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: PROCON; NicknamedBob
We can only answer that in total secrecy, so lean close while I whisper.
NO!
However, certain members have been known to disobey curfew and were found in odd places in the Castle and its Habitats.
184
posted on
01/10/2015 1:51:13 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: Monkey Face
I was not with the plastic lady, I swear!
185
posted on
01/10/2015 1:53:31 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Chode
Hey, Chode! How’s it going?
186
posted on
01/10/2015 1:54:23 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: no-to-illegals
That’s what you said last time, when we found plastic shards in your waste basket.
187
posted on
01/10/2015 1:55:59 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: Monkey Face
just trying to stay warm, 17 and dropping... how's by you?
188
posted on
01/10/2015 1:57:34 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: Monkey Face
okay ... I’m off to the corner.
189
posted on
01/10/2015 1:59:26 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Chode
190
posted on
01/10/2015 2:01:01 PM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
To: Monkey Face
plastic shards I swear it was a weapons test thingy.
191
posted on
01/10/2015 2:03:15 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: NicknamedBob
It’s amazing what you can do with a donated microwave and enough power.Microwave hell, we're talking micro-convection combo, baby. And of course duct tape.
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posted on
01/10/2015 2:06:43 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: Monkey Face
waste basket That's not what the plastic lady said .... OOPPS!
193
posted on
01/10/2015 2:07:18 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Monkey Face; RegulatorCountry
Curfew? Curfew?
We don’t need no steenking curfew!
When you can travel eight time zones away on an elevator ride, curfew doesn’t really enter the picture.
194
posted on
01/10/2015 2:07:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
To: Chode
Overcast and “warm” with 57, and rain on the way, they say. We had our winter last year. Not so much winter this year, but hopefully the snows will help Lake Mead fill up a little.
Bundle up!
195
posted on
01/10/2015 2:13:44 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
I stayed up most of last night wondering, was the Undead thread ever dead?
196
posted on
01/10/2015 2:14:26 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: no-to-illegals
197
posted on
01/10/2015 2:14:29 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Yep, figures meth was involved.
Mannequins get aggressive when they’ve been hitting the pipe.
To: PROCON; NicknamedBob
It was, well and truly dead and paved. JJ fate met his doom at our hands...
199
posted on
01/10/2015 2:15:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: PROCON
Welcome to the Jungle, PRO! The plastic is unbelievable. I recommend C-4.
200
posted on
01/10/2015 2:15:56 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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