Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[Darksheare]

“Hey boid, who we knockin’ over today?”
“Well Jake, there’s that Yorkie across the way. You said he looked amusing spinning like that.”
“Good call boid, good call.”

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[Darksheare]

The Catfather, starring Jake.

[Tax-chick]

Could be the next big Internet hit.

[Darksheare]

How would you film it, and who would voice it?
*looking at Vlad and Tom*

[Tax-chick]

Yes, that would work.

Well, I need to get on with the day. The Cubs have Pinewood Derby this morning, and none of us is dressed yet.

[PistolPaknMama]

Change for the vending machine.

LOL!!

[P.O.E.]

Maybe the mannequins were just having a bad hair day.

[null and void]

Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don't add you to the list...

(Yeah, I know he wasn't a banker, so sue me)

[DoodleDawg]

Banker...accountant...to-may-to...to-mah-to.

[null and void]

Change for the vending machine.

OK but when this is is over you'll have to answer to the Coca Cola company.

Oh wait, I thought you said change from the vending machine!

[null and void]

I pity you. You’re borderline mentally ill

I pity you.

I'm not sure if utter trust in the US Government is mental illness or a shocking level of childish naïveté.

[House Atreides]

“I don’t know if I can sleep tonight. If I do, I just know she’ll have her way with me. Any suggestions?”
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My suggestion is .... DON’T RUN & DON’T JUMP, ACCEPT YOUR FATE.

[Nepeta]

Was that a movie or an Outer limits show?

Neither. It was a Twilight Zone episode.

[mware]

I'm thinking more like the statues in Dr. Who.

Don't blink, and don't take your eyes off them.

[Nepeta]

I'm thinking more like the statues in Dr. Who.

The pic with a blonde Anne-Francis-as-mannekin is from a Twilight Zone episode.

[FreedomPoster]

Meth is a helluva drug.

[MHGinTN]

You will have to watch carefully where you step, until you figure out if there is an alliance.

[MHGinTN]

Those were ‘the Angels’. Good series of shows that. There have been four truly ‘in character’ Doctors in my lifetime: Tom Baker, David Tennant, John Pertwee, and Matt Smith. The rest have been trying the part and not finding it a fit. The current doctor will destroy the character and end the series if the homos now writing the scripts don’t get him out of there soon.

[mware]

I agree with you assessment of the best Doctors. Tennant really was my favorite. Got to love the trainers with a suit. Didn’t know many of the early doctors, but do recall hating to see Baker go. Don’t know about this new fellow. Hopefully he will grow on me.