[Nervous Tick]

>> Save up some doggy poo and pack that in peanuts and send it to Mayor de Blowsio.

I like the idea, but I think sending him something like dog poop may be technically illegal.

Maybe a picture of dog poop. Or a picture of him and his live-in monkey (same difference, I guess). Those would be perfectly legal.

[Fresh Wind]

I like the idea, but I think sending him something like dog poop may be technically illegal.

Yeah, I believe you're right.

But this might be just the thing...