I’m not a big fan of Styrofoam peanuts myself. They’re a pain to store for re-use, and an equal pain to dispose of.
But outlawing them is “nuts”.
So I have an idea about what to do with shipping boxes full of annoying peanuts... send them to the Mayor’s Mansion!
They’re very light, even by the barrelful. Shouldn’t cost much at all to ship to NYC via cheapest method USPS.
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if everyone in the nation sent their used peanuts to Caesar Wilhelm?
Why waste the peanuts? Save up some doggy poo and pack that in peanuts and send it to Mayor de Blowsio.
Great idea! In the tv show "Monk", in the midst of a garbage strike, extreme OCD afflicted Monk packaged and sent his garbage to his therapist.
Speaking of Caesar, Nero held a feast, and suffocated everybody under a continuous rain of rose petals (at least according to the BBC's Supersizers).