“Gee Officer, I am really surprised that you asked why I felt I needed to carry a loaded pistol in YOUR jurisdiction.
Yes sir, you are here now 1/2 hour after I had gestured I was about to pull my weapon while getting gas. I am really surprised that someone had the nerve to call you and alert you to the fact that I have a gun on my person. I don’t suppose you would want me to ID the person that attempted to stop me from spending money in YOUR jurisdiction”.
“I don’t suppose you would want me to ID the person that attempted to stop me from spending money in YOUR jurisdiction”.”...
He’s the dead one laying over there with the extra hole in his head.