Harry Reid Breaks ‘A Number of Ribs and Bones in His Face’ in Exercise Accident

The Blaze ^ | 01/02/2015 | Fred Lucas

[Kenton]

I'm thinking it was caused by one of his nocturnal "business associates" letting him know that they ain't pleased to find out all those promises he made as Senate Majority Leader, well, now he can't live up to them.

Interesting coincidence, Harry also had a similar accident in May, 2011, where he suffered a black eye and a dislocated shoulder. He described the injury as having occurred when he was "out running".

I never realized that decrepit old fool was so interested in physical fitness. Or not.

[liberalh8ter]

Oh BS! This is the second time he's sustained facial injuries. Somebody’s using Harry as a pushing bag.

[liberalh8ter]

Pushing = punching. Dang autocorrect.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

"Exercise accident."

Rrriiiggghhhtttt.

[Moonman62]

What kind of equipment?

...

My first reaction was this is a cover story. But I can also see how a person can do a faceplant on a treadmill, though I still doubt the part about the equipment breaking.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Democrats’ top senator, 75, breaks ribs and FACE in second ‘exercise’ accident in the last three years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894534/Democrats-senator-75-breaks-ribs-FACE-exercise-accident.html

[Darksheare]

Him fell down and go boom.
I thought his sour face expression surely would have repelled the ground.

[Darksheare]

” ribs and bones in his face.”

Wait, he has ribs in his face?
Scaffolding supporting his human suit?

[my right]

yea, I had a horse step on my chest one time and it was at least two years before I could sneeze without it being followed by a grunt of pain.

[catfish1957]

It ain’t room temperature, but it is a start.

[pf flyers]

I’m thinking it’s a cover story for some kind of plastic surgery.

[Sacajaweau]

He was on an exercise bike.....supposedly....

[nascarnation]

Evidence indicates that leftys with gold-plated healthcare tend to be almost eternal...(Soros, J. Carter, Castro bros, etc)

[csvset]

My first thought too. Some goons conveyed a message to him.

[petro45acp]

“...moose bites can be very painful...”

[csvset]

Sports equipment, a pool cue.

[MHGinTN]

He’s a temple recommend Mormon. If he had an alcohol related accident, what cover story would you make up?

[peeps36]

Exercising my ass. I would bet money that Dirty Harry planted his face into the ground while he was as drunk as a skunk.He must have been drowning in his sorrows after losing the senate. Hey Harry, up your ass pal.

[tophat9000]

No Obama stopped short the other night and Reid smashes his face in to Obamas ass

[GilGil]

What happened to him in the elections translated into a physical bet down. could not have happened to a better guy!!!!! What comes around goes around. Made my day.