Hmmm...
Trying to think of a Donnie Duncan and DeLoss Dodds joke here... gimme a minute...
Okay, so Donnie Duncan and DeLoss Dodds walk into a bar... a bar run by John Boehner...
...the rest of the story kinda writes itself, doesn't it?
Experts who have never bought an actual ticket to a college football game have to rely on TV for their thrills. Then they turn around and criticize ESPN for serving its own interests. That’s gratitude for you.