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To: SaxxonWoods
We are the aliens we’ve been waiting for?

Well, yes. I mean, I tried to tell you guys 10,000 years ago "F'Petessake don't wipe out the Neanderthals" but Zoltar was all "they're nothing but a bunch of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals," which was true but beside the point and so after he stole beer, the light bulb, and the Infield Fly Rule from them, zappo! "Let's build a bunch of stone structures with little points on them," he sez one night, obviously into that Neanderthal brew, "it'll drive our descendants nuts! Oh," and he's giggling, "lets stack up some rocks in some godforsaken wilderness in England and blame the Picts." He had a heckuva sense of humor, ol' Zoltar, but when he crashed the saucer into Mount Etna trying to buzz a flock of wild sheep the rest of us were marooned here. At least until Dennis Kucinich came along.

25 posted on 01/01/2015 8:13:18 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
At least until Dennis Kucinich came along.

I knew it...and from Ohio? The conspiracy runs deep...

29 posted on 01/01/2015 8:18:06 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: Billthedrill

Now that’s funny.


107 posted on 01/02/2015 3:57:58 AM PST by Dusty Road (")
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