Deadeye the lonesome cowboy, had a very shiny gun,
And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run.
All of the other cowboys, used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Deadeye, join in any cowboy games.
Then one foggy Saturday night, Sheriff came to say,
Deadeye with your gun so bright, won't you shoot my wife tonight.
Then all the cowboys loved him...