[sport]

And he was scheduled to perform his first brain transplant tomorrow, we know, we know. We have heard it all before. They should give them numbers. One, brain surgeon. 2. Rocket scientist. 3,4,5, and 6 will be named later preceded by “ Aspiring ...”

[Blue Jays]

Get ready.
The photograph from a dozen or more years ago showing him in blue graduation gown and mortarboard is bound to arrive to newspapers and websites in mere moments...