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Man dressed as Santa guns down two men after argument at Detroit gas station
Mail Online ^ | 21 December 2014 | Mail Online Reporter

Posted on 12/21/2014 6:40:10 PM PST by cripplecreek

A man dressed as Santa is in custody after shooting two people early Sunday morning at a Detroit gas station. The unidentified victims - both 29-year-old men - were reportedly recovering after the shooting.


Officers said the gunman reportedly felt threatened after an argument between himself and the two men at the Speedway on East Jefferson Ave. and I-375.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: badsanta; detroit; michigan; notsojolly
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From other stories I've read it appears that Mrs Claus may have been the cause. Seems she strayed from the north pole and found a new pole of her own.

I'm guessing nobody was really innocent here.
1 posted on 12/21/2014 6:40:10 PM PST by cripplecreek
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To: cripplecreek

The naughty list is long.


2 posted on 12/21/2014 6:41:17 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Democrats have a lynch mob mentality. They always have.)
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To: cripplecreek

Looks like Santa won’t be returning to the North Pole to collect all the presents for deliveries to the good children in time for Christmas.

Oh well.


3 posted on 12/21/2014 6:42:15 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: ClearCase_guy

You gotta be really bad to get lead for Christmas.


4 posted on 12/21/2014 6:42:24 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

Bad Santa...


5 posted on 12/21/2014 6:44:53 PM PST by jsanders2001
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To: cripplecreek
dear God... LOL
6 posted on 12/21/2014 6:45:54 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: jsanders2001; Lazamataz

Fair warning. No matter how hot Mrs Claus is avoid her at all costs. Her old man is armed.


7 posted on 12/21/2014 6:46:15 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

Detroit: where Santa will put a cap in your a$$ if you’ve been naughty.

CC


8 posted on 12/21/2014 6:48:15 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (Tagline Constructon zone- low humor ahead)
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I think Santa going to have a lot of bad little boys sliding down his chimney for many a year


9 posted on 12/21/2014 6:49:24 PM PST by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: cripplecreek

10 posted on 12/21/2014 6:49:31 PM PST by Right Brother
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To: Chode
Santa Claus is gunnin you down


11 posted on 12/21/2014 6:49:56 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

Santa’s a jolly old sole but don’t mess with his Mrs.


12 posted on 12/21/2014 6:50:09 PM PST by jazusamo (0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin)
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To: Right Brother

Black Santa’s revenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHIk2EVyA-4


13 posted on 12/21/2014 6:56:16 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek
HO Ho ho... gotta love the M240!!!
14 posted on 12/21/2014 6:57:52 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: cripplecreek

Somehow I think this guy violates the “don’t stand out” rule of combat.


15 posted on 12/21/2014 6:58:10 PM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: cripplecreek

“And as he hauled ass out of sight he hollered ho ho ho b******.
I’ll cap your ass right.”

(Deep apologies to Clement Moore)


16 posted on 12/21/2014 7:00:51 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: cripplecreek

It’s just how they say Ho Ho Ho in Detroit


17 posted on 12/21/2014 7:01:10 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: cripplecreek

Nothing good ever comes from arguing with Santa Claus. No win situation.


18 posted on 12/21/2014 7:06:07 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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19 posted on 12/21/2014 7:06:52 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: cripplecreek

Who knew “Futurama” was so visionary?


20 posted on 12/21/2014 7:08:05 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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