That Act is begging for a clever acronymic name:
"TAPAS" -- For all the Spanish food aficionados
"TAPAASS" -- That would get 0bama's attention
How about just make it illegal to steal other peoples stuff no matter who you are and give the citizens the right to stop it.
Call it something like
Citizens abuse protectsion against state seizures or,
CAPASS
TAPASS = Taxpayers Aren't Policemens' Alternative Subsidy Source