There is a simple answer, and it was given by the father of a friend’s girlfriend to that friend: “I hope the [blanking] you got was worth the [blanking] you’re gonna get.”
“I hope the [blanking] you got was worth the [blanking] you’re gonna get.”
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That used to be the definition of ‘Alimony’.
Then there was the guy ‘crying in his beer’ and his buddy asked what was wrong.
“Oh, nothing. I was just thinking 20 years ago on her 17th birthday, her father caught us having sex and threatened me with jail or getting shot if I didn’t marry her the next day. At the time the sentence was 20 years.
I am crying because today I would be getting out of jail and this whole thing would have been done with”.