Posted on 12/18/2014 4:47:23 PM PST by inkling
HOLLYWOOD (KCNA) — The Revolutionary Artists Committee of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scientists are happy to announce that His Excellency Kim Jong-un will host the 87th annual Academy Awards. This will be the first time a supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has led the ceremony, but it most certainly will not be the last.
“All peoples celebrate Dear Leader’s most humble decision to host the Oscars,” said Sony Pictures Chairman and CEO Michael Lynton. “We have witnessed his strength and honor from afar and welcome the divine opportunity to explode our love in his presence. To obey Doctor Leader’s magnanimous offer to host the Oscars is perfect joy, all of his resources and talent coming together on global stage.”
Lynton helped redesign the iconic Oscar statuette “to better model the ideal human form” and offered a stern warning for enemies of the Juche Spirit. “The vile capitalist running-dogs Seth Rogen and James Franco do shame the nation and Hollywood-industry with their thrice-cursed crimes,” he said via short-wave radio. “Such villains of the Eternal Party will pay for their heinous betrayals and scandals which the era shall dutifully record.” ...
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See Book “RED STAR OVER HOLLYWOOD”.
Its satire but I have a feeling the Dear Leader would want to run Hollywood.
Based o. Recent events I would say he already is, well So y at least
Youtube link, lasts nearly 10 minutes.
I hear it’s going to be a blast, really. Automatic weapons fire is the music and for the opening number there will be a mass execution.
They will let the dogs out at anyone who disagrees!
Can you imagine being KJU? A fat little pos who Daddy gave a worthless country.
At rast! He wirr be ronery no ronger!
A trip through NK and dear leader's film studio
Bkmrk
May be an improvement over recent hosts
amazing
Don’t forget the suite at a top hotel, several cases of Remy, and a crowd of hookers - preferably White.
And about a thousand t-bone steaks.
Dear Leader may be from The Land of Starvation, but he doesn’t lead by example.
Co hosts will be Fidel and Raul Castro and Robert Mugabe.
You sure?
I'm not so sure.
And besides, there's no "satire" keyword. :)
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