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Obama To Unilaterally Normalize Relations With North Korea and ISIS (Satire?)
Disassociated Press ^ | 12/18/2014 | Yours Truly

Posted on 12/18/2014 12:32:19 PM PST by Uncle Miltie

President Obama announced plans to normalize diplomatic relations with North Korea and ISIS today, including opening an embassy in both North Korea and the ISIS Caliphate.

"We will end an outdated approach that for decades has failed to advance our interests," Obama claimed, "And instead we will begin to normalize relations between our three countries."

Specifically, the White House took three major steps today as part of their "New Course on North Korea and ISIS":

1. Initiating discussions to reestablish diplomatic relations, including a U.S. embassy in Pyongyang and Raqqa, and North Korean and ISIS embassies in the United States.

2. A review, by the State Department, of North Korea's and ISIS’s designations as state sponsors of terrorism.

3. Relaxing of regulations to facilitate the flow of travel, commerce, and information between the United States, North Korea, and ISIS.

Asked if the White House was planning on working with Congress to remove the embargo on North Korea and ISIS, Senior Administration Officials stressed that was not the focus of today's announcement.

"Again, we're not focused today on legislative action. We are focused on what the president can do so he's not sought to initiate any process with respect to the lifting of the embargo," a Senior Administration Official said. "We're not focused today on calling on Congress to take any particular action, we're focused on communicating this new direction for U.S. policy."

Obama's unilateral actions on North Korea and ISIS today are just the latest in a series of unilateral actions he has taken without consent of Congress. Just last month Obama announced he would grant full amnesty to as many as 50 million prospective Mexican immigrants currently living in the Mexico and he announced a deal to destroy U.S. businesses that rely on energy in favor of major polluters in China. His administration has also signaled he will seek to broker nuclear weapons for receipt by Iran.

Because Republicans in Congress have shown they are unwilling to stop Obama's actions through the appropriations process, Americans are required to register their approval of unilateral executive actions at their local Democrat Party HQ. Failure to comply will result in detention at re-education camps.

"Senators should also make clear that they will approve of Eric Holder as the new ambassador to North Korea, and Lindsey Graham to ISIS to help ensure the continued progress of communism and islamism world-wide," GOPe head Reince Priebus advises. "Any opposition will result in proactive disappearances carried out by the Department of Homeland Security in February."


TOPICS: FReeper Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons; Russia; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: amypascal; clooney; georgeclooney; guardiansofpeace; hollywood; northkorea; pyongyang; sony
Why not?
1 posted on 12/18/2014 12:32:19 PM PST by Uncle Miltie
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To: Uncle Miltie

Soooooooooooooooooo......where is the satire?


2 posted on 12/18/2014 12:40:00 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (The only people in the world who fear Obama are American citizens.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Exactly.


3 posted on 12/18/2014 12:40:53 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Boner and McTurtle funded Amnesty and 0bamaCare)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Milton Berle skit would have been funnier : )


4 posted on 12/18/2014 12:42:13 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (The only people in the world who fear Obama are American citizens.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I don’t pretend to replace John Semmens. ;-)

Just a bit honked off that there is no reasonable distinction between 0bama’s actions on Cuba and what he might as well do for the Norks or Head Choppers.


5 posted on 12/18/2014 12:43:27 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Boner and McTurtle funded Amnesty and 0bamaCare)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

He would have worn one of Michelle’s Boob Belts.


6 posted on 12/18/2014 12:43:38 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Uncle Miltie

Who’s to say this is satire? Who’s to say Obama isn’t actually doing this now only to announce next month?


7 posted on 12/18/2014 12:45:25 PM PST by Obadiah (If the RINOs engineer the 2016 Primary for their guy, I will sit out the General for my guy.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

No kidding.


8 posted on 12/18/2014 12:46:33 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (The only people in the world who fear Obama are American citizens.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

O’ making a good Friend (South Korea) the Enemy.


9 posted on 12/18/2014 12:50:41 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Uncle Miltie

We will be fortunate if Obama doesn’t agree to let Iran, Cuba or Kenya annex the entire USA before he is done.


10 posted on 12/18/2014 1:03:38 PM PST by Iron Munro (D.H.S. has the same headcount as the US Marine Corps with twice the budget)
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To: Iron Munro
Obama has written at least 3 mash letters to Kahmeini that have been ignored.
11 posted on 12/18/2014 1:06:37 PM PST by AU72
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To: Uncle Miltie

Don’t give him any ideas. He said in his book he would stand with the muslims.


12 posted on 12/18/2014 1:12:37 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: Uncle Miltie

Why not?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

What difference does it MAKE?

( and who reads history these days anyhow, not the people who vote!)


13 posted on 12/18/2014 1:19:48 PM PST by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: Candor7

Satire or not, NOTHING would surprise me, NOTHING.


14 posted on 12/18/2014 1:58:33 PM PST by DaveA37
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