[rktman]

Finally. That slogan always rubbed me the wrong way. Kinda made me think of the welcome wagon showing up. More like a global force for kickin' some butt and sinking your ship. In a kinder gentler way of course.

[dfwgator]

Thank God.

[dfwgator]

“Navy. It’s not just a job. It’s $96.78 a week.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhioeOeOHsA

[nascarnation]

How about..

They gave us Bin Laden to take for a ride.
He made great shark bait when we tossed him aside.

[Fresh Wind]

Recently I heard a Navy recruiting ad on the radio, and it seemed like they were promoting the Navy as a delivery service for disaster relief aid around the globe.

They may be changing the slogan, but the liberals are still at the wheel.

[pabianice]

How about, “We’re like ACORN... with boats!”

[Barry Cratus]

This is what Navy personnel at sea and on shore get to experience at your local Navy installation:

[twister881]

"Navy...the smallest we've been since before World War I"

"Navy...Our Nutjob SecNav Makes Us Run on $100/gallon Bio-fuel"

[twister881]

"Navy...We Have More Admirals Than Ships"

[EEGator]

“Rum, sodomy, and the lash...”

[JimRed]

The slogan when I enlisted was “An Honored Profession”.

[Billthedrill]

I sort of liked

We want you!
We want you!
We want you as a new recruit!

(It was nearly used in real life until somebody told the Admiral, uh, about the, you know, Village People...)

[rabidralph]

You mean like Santa in fatigues?

[rabidralph]

The permanent slogan should be “We put ordnance on target.”