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To: COUNTrecount
Reminds me of a story professional golfer, Lee Trevino (aka Merry Mex) tells. Seems one day he was out mowing his own lawn in the Dallas suburb he lives in and a lady pulled up in her car and asked him how much he charges to mow lawns.

Trevino said, "Well, it depends. In this case, the lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."

The woman rolled up her window and sped off.

36 posted on 12/17/2014 6:52:51 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Texas Eagle

That’s pretty dang funny right there.

Walter Williams relates a similar encounter.


70 posted on 12/17/2014 7:03:13 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Texas Eagle
What a sense of humor.

Did you hear his advice on being caught in a thunderstorm on a golf course?

181 posted on 12/17/2014 1:34:44 PM PST by gogeo (If you are Tea Party, the Republican Party does not want you.)
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