He lies. She lies. The perfect couple.
“But even Michelle Obama doesn’t think this. Two years ago, she told David Letterman about the same incident:
I thought I was undercover. I have to tell you something about this trip though. No one knew that was me because a woman actually walked up to me, right? I was in the detergent aisle, and she said — I kid you not — she said, ‘Excuse me, I just have to ask you something,’ and I thought, ‘Oh, cover’s blown.’ She said, ‘Can you reach on that shelf and hand me the detergent?’ I kid you not…And the only thing she said — I reached up, ’cause she was short, and I reached up, pulled it down — she said, ‘Well, you didn’t have to make it look so easy.’ That was my interaction. I felt so good. ... She had no idea who I was. I thought, as soon as she walked up — I was with my assistant, and I said, ‘This is it, it’s over. We’re going to have to leave.’ She just needed the detergent.
Charming and funny two years ago. Racism now.”
She had to keep the story charming before their re-election. Now, after their second coronation, she’s been traumatized by St. Skittles, Michael the Gentle Giant and Choke Hold Garner.