I've been suggesting "a general to be named later" for years. There is less of a trail of sound bites to be repeated endlessly my the MSM to sink his (or her) campaign. 12 of 44 (27%) US presidents were generals, 19 of 44 (43%) achieved the rank of lt col. or above.
Surely, somewhere, there must be a retired US general (or colonel) who doesn't have a zipper problem.
...which brings to mind Gen. Patreaus, who was/is being blackmailed, imho. and Col. Allan West. Others: Ben Carson. Cruz seems strongest.
Speaking of blackmail; it's well within Obie's MO. He's gone to extra-legal lengths to win elections dating back to Illinois. I know damn well, his oppo-research team has dirt on any and all that could counter his agenda. Including Boehner