Hey John, this is Jeb. Can you give me some pointers on how to get creamed in the 2016 presidential election cycle?
Yeah Jeb. Just forbid your team members to say anything negative or critical about democrats, but to badmouth conservatives and conservative principles every chance they get. You also might want to pick a conservative running mate and then have your staff stab him in the back like I did with Sarah Palin.
Oh, and be sure to touch base with Mitt. He did those things, too in 2012 and got his kiester handed to him. If you need any more pointers along these lines, call Rove. He’s made a study on successfully selling out your Party the last 2 presidential cycles and is a real pro at it./S
Ryan is a Conservative?