Brookline has to be experienced to be believed. It’s Disneyland for liberals, the Most Miserable Place on Earth. Think of a place full of Jonathan Grubers, where Mike Dukakis is king. Edelman is Citizen of the Year in Potterville on the Charles.
Brookline Mercedes come with C*O*E*X*I*S*T already engraved on the bumper. Carbon offsets optional. “Smart” cars are bracelet charms that decorate driveways, but are never driven. SUVs are haram. The Brookline Police deport anyone driving one to Waltham.
If you are ever stranded there by a cruel fate, take in a film festival at the Coolidge Corner Theater, and eat at Micheal’s Deli, then get the Hell out.
I think we’ve been here before but I love Brookline.
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