[The KG9 Kid]

Here's to hoping Lena Dunham is curled up somewhere in a fetal position crying her little eyes out, mascara running down her hammy face like coal mine slag runoff in a hard rain, and suffering unbearably painful stomach cramps from stress while surrounded by dozens of empty boxes of marshmallow chocolate Goo-Goos.

I hope 'Barry' takes her for ten million dollars. He'd be suing her in New York City, so I bet the kind of libel/slander lawyers available to him are the meanest sort of Ivy League dirty SOB wearing a $4500 suit up on the 51st floor of a swanky midtown law office overlooking Central Park that has $200/sq yd. carpet that you sink into up to your ankles and a genuine Gilbert Charles Stuart painting hanging in the reception room.

Sucks to be you, Lena Dunham. Brace your fat ass.

[windsorknot]

Well said. I have no sympathy for the lard ass. She as good as roadkill.

[Army Air Corps]

You, sir, are a poet. You painted a wonderfully vivid image with those words. An image that brought a tear of joy to my face.