It really makes no sense to make conclusions about someone after looking at a guys picture but I will. Why? Because I can:)
1) The guy has not been laid in years, except for with a few of his male students that need a better grade. 2) Hasn’t done a situp in a very long time. 2) See #1. 3) Needs to give up on the hair dye. Better yet, shave the head. 4) He can’t focus on the camera taking the pic, he can pretend like he does but he can’t. Blind. 5) Thinks he is attractive. I did a quick poll of females at the office. They say he isn’t attractive and to see #1. 6) Besides bad eyesight? He may be color blind. 7) A parasite.
Those are the good things I could come up with.