What about HPV. Depending on *what* you’ve had in your mouth - HPV would be the first thing they’d look for.
If I have gay patients that come into my office with "sore throats", all bets are off when it comes to a differential.
In fact if a gay patient comes in with a sore butt, we have to do a HPV swab, not to mention an anal swab for GC and chlamydia.
Now that's standard of care.
If Obama has HPV in the back of his throat he's got some splainin' to do.