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To: Neidermeyer

Dean Wormer: Where are the other two—Stratton and Schoenstein?
Hoover: We can’t find them, sir. We looked everywhere, but—
Dean Wormer: Never mind. Did you boys see your midterm grades yet?
Hoover: They’re not posted yet, sir.
Dean Wormer: I’ve seen them. Mr. Kroger, two C’s, two D’s and an F—that’s a 1.2 grade point average. Congratulations, Kroger, you’re at the top of the Delta pledge class.
[Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge]
Dean Wormer: Mr. Dorfman.
Flounder: Hellooooo.
Dean Wormer: 0.2. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House—1.6. Four C’s and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu— [looks up to see that Bluto has stuck pencils up his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. 0.0.


9 posted on 12/02/2014 4:33:19 AM PST by petercooper (Liberalism = Amnesty = Open Borders = Illegal Immigration = Ebola = Obama)
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To: petercooper
Mr. Obama...

Zero. Point. Zero.


11 posted on 12/02/2014 4:41:14 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
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