Heard about the Jolly Gentle Giant (blunts)
He's so big and mean (cigarillos)
He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a tight clenched fist
He lives down there in his city (Ferguson)
The cat stands tall and fat (pizza)
Well, he ain't no prize, pants down below his thighs
So buzzed he don't know where he's at
One day he left His valley slum
I mean to say This cat was dumb
Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long Bob
And then stole from a Stop 'N Rob
Well, this changed his whole damned day (reefer)
Cause he pushed the little clerk away (THC)
Well, he then fought Wilson
And Wilson shot his hand
But Wilson almost passed out from the fight
He looked at Wilson Thought, "what a hillbilly"
He charged at him, Wilson shot him silly
Brown did not expect to be a kilee
Heard about the Jolly Gentle Giant (Joints)
He’s so big and mean (Swishers)
He stood there punching, hitting Wilson in the head
In the end he wound up stone cold dead
That was great! Those so called prof. comedy writers can’t hang with you!