Dang, maximum flashback!
Endicott keeps his body clean
Endicott don’t use nicotine
Endicott don’t drink alcohol
Endicott use no drugs at all
Endicott don’t eat any sweet
Endicott don’t eat pig feet
Endicott’s frame is mighty strong
Endicott make love hard and long
Why can’t you be like Endicott?
(Unfortunately, a bit too late to address that question to the gentle giant)