Then they’ll have to go back a 3rd time...for the remote! And a 4th for batteries—no, wait, they can get AAA’s at the Quick Stop or da Ferguson Market...
Their targets of opportunity betray their base mentality—hair extensions, tv’s, phones and shoes? Cheap junk! If you’re gonna chimp out, go big, cases of cigs, liquor, pharmacies and pawn shops would be higher value targets for first strikes, at least. Just as well.
Oh that’s right! :^)