[Nuc 1.1]

I enjoy shutting them down when they make their little proclamations.

[Liz]

Here's a couple jokes that'll shut down the Prog/Lib blathering.

<><> Mrs Gruber bought a fancy new nightgown to celebrate their wedding anniversary. When she put it on, Gruber griped about the "lack of transparency."

<><> Mrs Gruber confided to her BFF that to get Jonathan in a romantic mood, she coos in his ear. When she whispers "stupid Americans," Jonathan gets so aroused, he delivers wild, uninhibited sex.

<><> Spicing up your sex life by cooing "Stupid Americans" is the number one sex aid in Progressive circles---so much so that Viagra sales are (cough) down---since Progressives are the (cough) biggest users of Viagra.