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Obama Offers to Walk John Boehner's Dog. Boehner Doesn't Have a Dog.
National Journal ^ | 11-21-2014 | Morina Koren

Posted on 11/23/2014 6:40:53 PM PST by smoothsailing

November 21, 2014

Obama Offers to Walk John Boehner's Dog. Boehner Doesn't Have a Dog.

The president has been using the same joke-plea for compromise for years.

By Morena Koren

The president has been offering to wash his detractors' cars and walk their dogs for more than two years.

President Obama, in trying to push for compromise on immigration legislation with Republicans, included a favorite joke during a speech on Friday at a Las Vegas high school, where he first outlined his plans for reform two years ago.

 

"I told John Boehner, you know, I'll wash your car. I'll walk your dog, whatever you need to do," Obama said, referring to last summer, when a bipartisan immigration bill had passed in the Senate, but the House speaker refused to call a vote in his chamber.

Thing is, Boehner doesn't have a dog, his office tells National Journal.

The president offered his car-washing and dog-walking services in Ohio in September 2012, in exchange for compromise with Republicans to reduce the deficit, via CNS News:

 

While speaking in Cincinnati on Monday, Obama said, "The only thing they [Republicans] can do is keep trying to bluff their way through until November, and hope that you won't call them on it. But understand Cincinnati, look, I want to work with them to reduce the deficit. I've said if the Republicans need more love, if they want me to walk the dog or wash their car, I'm happy to do it."

And on the radio in October 2012, on working with Republican leaders to reach a bipartisan deficit- and debt-reduction deal, via Politico:

"I'll wash John Boehner's car, I'll walk Mitch McConnell's dog," Obama said in a Friday interview with radio host Michael Smerconish, referring respective [sic.] to the House Speaker and Senate minority leader.

And at the White House in July, about equal pay and labor legislation, via Bloomberg:

 

"I'll go to them," he said of Congress. "I'll wash their car, walk their dog."

This story has been updated with a comment from Boehner's office.

 



TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: smoothsailing

21 posted on 11/23/2014 6:59:02 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Bryanw92

Wok the dog, indeed.


22 posted on 11/23/2014 6:59:29 PM PST by Textide (Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer)
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To: Olog-hai
Boehner doesn't have a dog because Barry ate him.


23 posted on 11/23/2014 7:02:06 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Olog-hai

Yikes. I had no idea it meant that stuff.


24 posted on 11/23/2014 7:02:39 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: smoothsailing

Something like Romans having sex while people were dying in the Coliseum, well—Michelin quality cuisine tastes even better if you know the plebs and their children are eating slop you wouldn’t feed your dog.
And they’re paying the tab!


25 posted on 11/23/2014 7:03:58 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: smoothsailing

0bammy should just pay my taxes and tell all levels of gov’t to butt out of my life.


26 posted on 11/23/2014 7:04:43 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: smoothsailing

Obama could make us all a ham sandwich. If he only had some ham. And some bread to put it in.


27 posted on 11/23/2014 7:04:54 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Ha! That is hilarious! B^)


28 posted on 11/23/2014 7:06:25 PM PST by smoothsailing (Mel Kaminsky for President!!!)
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To: smoothsailing
The president has been offering to wash his detractors' cars and walk their dogs for more than two years.

Some type of sick twisted euphemism?

29 posted on 11/23/2014 7:11:37 PM PST by Mike Darancette (AGW-e is the climate "Domino Theory")
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To: smoothsailing
Boehner's nondog will show obama who's boss


30 posted on 11/23/2014 7:12:38 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: smoothsailing

Isn’t that what he used to say to Reggie ?


31 posted on 11/23/2014 7:13:58 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: smoothsailing

Something is wrong with people who live in houses but don’t have a dog or dogs.


32 posted on 11/23/2014 7:15:41 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: smoothsailing

I’m surprised he didn’t offer to shine his shoes ( playing the race card )


33 posted on 11/23/2014 7:15:48 PM PST by TheCipher (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain)
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To: Textide; Bryanw92

34 posted on 11/23/2014 7:17:19 PM PST by smoothsailing (Mel Kaminsky for President!!!)
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To: Textide
Now that you mention it...


35 posted on 11/23/2014 7:18:41 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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36 posted on 11/23/2014 7:19:55 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: smoothsailing

Boner *is* Obama’s dog. His bitch to be precise.


37 posted on 11/23/2014 7:25:06 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: Slyfox; Olog-hai; smoothsailing

Heh heh.

Obama didn’t say “walk.” He said “wok.”

As my first girlfriend used to say,
“101 Ways To Wok Your Dog.”

Cheers!


38 posted on 11/23/2014 7:35:11 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: smoothsailing

That must be a down low reference to some homosexual act... A queer dog whistle.


39 posted on 11/23/2014 7:42:06 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: smoothsailing

Cynical ahole.


40 posted on 11/23/2014 7:42:17 PM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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