Assuming the lil’ Cutie actually is graduated in only four years, the bill will be $240,000, if and only if, tuition stays the same.
Parents better hope the cynical frat line, “Smith to bed, Wellsley to wed” holds true, and that the husband gets a degree in something other than “peace studies”.
One must wonder, however, about the wisdom of marriage to a “Four Year Lesbian”.
Bah! Shimbuggery!
Aren't they referred to as 'LUGs?'