I was going suggest he pack on a few more pounds, and do a novelty impersonation act of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Kamakawiwo%CA%BBole
Seeing his picture, I somehow doubt he’d be well received with an “Is Lives” banner behind him.
His medley of “Somewhere over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World”
Somewhere over my butt crack bluebirds fly...