[AngelesCrestHighway]

PLEASE tell me they did not put the steaks back in the display case...! GAAK!

[petercooper]

Hey look at me- I'm fat, and I need a scooter and a handicap sticker, and disability payments...

[MplsSteve]

“PLEASE tell me they did not put the steaks back in the display case...! GAAK!”

If it was the Wal-Mart in Bloomington Mn, I couldn’t rule out that the employees would do exactly that.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

5’5” and he weighs 350??

[TurboZamboni]

reminds me of the old ‘who through that ham at me’ lady shoplifiting the whole ham under her dress.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Fatties of Wal-Mart . . .

[Pelham]

“The fate of the rib eye steaks Fowler sat upon is not addressed in the police report “

[Adder]

“Its a STEAKOVER!!!”

[Scoutmaster]

I did not need that mental image.

Signed, vegan for a month, Scoutmaster.

[fungoking]

Just a modern day Genghis Khan placing the meat under the saddle to tenderize.

[grumpygresh]

Hey, he was just seasoning and tenderizing ‘em.

[Veggie Todd]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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[rdl6989]

"Where's the beef?" This thread just cries out for that!

[Yo-Yo]

Well, they’re rump roasts now.

[Old Yeller]

A little fat on a steak is ok, but this is rediculous.

[goldstategop]

HOLD MUH STEAKS ALERT!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Amazingly enough, this did NOT happen in Florida!

DANG!

[Army Air Corps]

Not a ping.

[Bitsy]

Can you imagine him getting away with that then inviting family over for a BBQ? The e-mail reads: come on over and have steaks with me, please hurry though, because I have been sitting on them for about an hour now and they are almost done!!! YUK!

[RckyRaCoCo]

Guess that makes HIM the new "Polka King"

..."Who Stole the Keeshka?...Who Stole the Keeshka?...Someone Call Da Cops!"