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Cops: 350-Pound Thief In Motorized Scooter Caught Sitting On Stolen Walmart Steaks
The Smoking Gun ^ | 11/19/14 | Staff

Posted on 11/19/2014 9:58:42 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway

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To: AngelesCrestHighway
The get-away was slooooooowwwww....


61 posted on 11/19/2014 11:01:59 AM PST by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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To: petercooper
He wrecked after trying to pick up some drinks...


62 posted on 11/19/2014 11:04:21 AM PST by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Visions of dogs following Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the franks he had in his pants.


63 posted on 11/19/2014 11:09:03 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: BCW

“Clean up on isle 5...”


64 posted on 11/19/2014 11:13:49 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: BCW

YIKES!....Eye bleach required!


65 posted on 11/19/2014 11:17:22 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: BCW

That poor boy could steal a few turkeys...


66 posted on 11/19/2014 11:18:24 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: fungoking

Nice to see I wasn’t the only one with that thought.


67 posted on 11/19/2014 11:21:07 AM PST by CARDINALRULES (Tough times never last -Tough people do. DK57 --RIP 6-22-02)
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To: TurboZamboni

“reminds me of the old ‘who through that ham at me’ lady shoplifiting the whole ham under her dress.”

I actually caught a guy stuffing an entire smoked ham up under his coat. He also had a .38 Smith stuck in the back of his pants.


68 posted on 11/19/2014 11:22:41 AM PST by dljordan (WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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To: InsidiousMongo

Under the buns.


69 posted on 11/19/2014 11:23:50 AM PST by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: Big Horn

Once you go scooter, you never go back.

We were amazed during our last trip to DisneyWorld (years ago)....ALL of the scooters were rented out (sign posted)...we didn’t think too much about it til we saw almost as many scooters as walkers. Crazy.


70 posted on 11/19/2014 11:26:11 AM PST by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: stylecouncilor

Anyone you know?


71 posted on 11/19/2014 11:57:22 AM PST by windcliff
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
"5’5” and he weighs 350??"

Hey, he's in shape. ROUND is a shape.

72 posted on 11/19/2014 12:11:10 PM PST by Mich Patriot (Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
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To: Lazamataz

With red chili flakes, no doubt.


73 posted on 11/19/2014 1:38:12 PM PST by Scoutmaster (Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Steal a truck of veggies...no one would have said anything...


74 posted on 11/19/2014 2:30:46 PM PST by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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To: driftdiver

10-4. See similar myself before.


75 posted on 11/19/2014 5:54:54 PM PST by RetiredArmy (MARANATHA, MARANATHA, Come quickly LORD Jesus!!! Father send thy Son!! Its Time!)
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