They discovered it when they were fleeing the evil Crusaders, who were massacring piece-loving Muslims and making them use sex hormone chewing gum. In desperation, they rowed westward, and there was Cuba, where they started a new life, inventing good cigars and jazz, until Columbus came along and started desecrating the Koran.
UH HUH
It’s like the La Raza types claiming Atzlan as their ancestral home. We all remember how the Aztecs would overpower their enemies by moving into town, signing up for welfare, and driving drunk.