I'll bet it is.
1 posted on
11/14/2014 12:11:35 PM PST by
Nachum
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To: Nachum
Uranus might be full of surprises The jokes just write themselves.
To: Nachum
are the jokes writing themselves yet?
To: Nachum
There was an article some years ago in the San Francisco Chronicle (you might have known this would come from SF) the LED was “Startling New Discovery, Rings Around Uranus!”
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I remember years and years ago, there was a cartoon in “Playboy” magazine.
An astronomer was peering through his telescope at an observatory.
His scantly clad female assistant was standing with her back to him, on an upper level of the observatory.
The caption at the bottom of the cartoon was the astronomer, speaking out loud, saying: “I can see Uranus very clearly tonight.”
To: Nachum
37 posted on
11/14/2014 12:28:54 PM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: Nachum
At least that is what all GI docs say to get you to pony up for those disgusting colonoscopies.
39 posted on
11/14/2014 12:30:06 PM PST by
Yaelle
To: Nachum
Thirty five comments, and none about the actual article!
41 posted on
11/14/2014 12:31:26 PM PST by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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44 posted on
11/14/2014 12:32:30 PM PST by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Nachum
My inner 13 year old boy just took over...Uranus is a gas giant!
45 posted on
11/14/2014 12:32:49 PM PST by
DallasGal
(First generation AMERICAN and proud of it)
To: Nachum
Maybe they should have stuck with Herschel’s original name for the planet, Georgium Sidus.
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Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.
53 posted on
11/14/2014 12:43:11 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Deciding Female Criminal Guilt By How Hot They Are Since 1999 !)
To: Nachum
What another article abouts Gays?
56 posted on
11/14/2014 12:50:47 PM PST by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: Nachum
...and the 2014 trophy for Comedy that Writes Itself goes to...
To: Nachum
Adult humans see the word butt or hole and mass giggling starts, followed by grade school jokes and quips. Giggling hysteria consumes the class. ☺
58 posted on
11/14/2014 12:53:22 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Nachum
Uranus might be full of surprises Especially if you take a trip with Barry to a Chicago bathhouse....
59 posted on
11/14/2014 12:53:43 PM PST by
apillar
To: Nachum
Well, if not Juranus, then perhaps Jupiter.
To: Nachum
Uranus might be full of surprises
I believe they discovered a black hole at the center of it.
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69 posted on
11/14/2014 1:27:22 PM PST by
frithguild
(The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
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