Uranus might be full of surprises

WaPo ^ | 11/14/14 | Rachel Feltman

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Thirty five comments, and none about the actual article!

[DoughtyOne]

Yeah, that graphic floats around from time to time.

Looks like the GOPe from where I’m sitting.

[Mr. K]

“Yes you can”

[b4its2late]

It’s full of something!

[DallasGal]

My inner 13 year old boy just took over...Uranus is a gas giant!

[Nachum]

“Startling New Discovery, Rings Around Uranus!”

Captain Kirk, I can see Klingons around Uranus!

[pgyanke]

Thirty five comments, and none about the actual article!

You don't have to tell me how awesome this site is!

[Mr. K]

And speaking of childish and immature headlines... my favorite from the first Weiner sexting scandal:
“Reid Hangs Weiner Out To Dry”

[Verginius Rufus]

Maybe they should have stuck with Herschel’s original name for the planet, Georgium Sidus.

[rktman]

LOL! You knew didn’t you? Somebody really can’t post a header like that without expecting the fall out from several smart alecks that appear on FR occasionally. :>}

[JimRed]

The last meeting brought a motion to rename it to Urectum in order to cut down on the silly jokes...

URectum? Nope, U killed um.

[Snickering Hound]

[Lazamataz]

Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.

[stormer]

[rdl6989]

I could see this one coming. The title just begged for comic replies.

[tophat9000]

What another article abouts Gays?

[Buckeye McFrog]

...and the 2014 trophy for Comedy that Writes Itself goes to...

[dragnet2]

Adult humans see the word butt or hole and mass giggling starts, followed by grade school jokes and quips. Giggling hysteria consumes the class. ☺

[apillar]

Uranus might be full of surprises

Especially if you take a trip with Barry to a Chicago bathhouse....

[Mr. Lucky]

Well, if not Juranus, then perhaps Jupiter.