“….on the porch, smoking a cigar, sipping a cup of coffee stiffened with whiskey.”
So why am I spending all this money on various medications when all it takes is a little Jack Daniels and a Cohiba every day? I wonder if they would be covered by Medicare?
It’s weird. Medical science can save lives and even extend lives. But sometimes...I’m not so sure.
Some long-lived folks appear indestructible to the abuse they’ve brought on themselves. Others are gone long before their time from illness they did not bring upon themselves.
It is my hope that I live to be a hale and healthy 100—at the least!—and that all FReeperdom may live to enjoy the same. However they can manage it!
“So why am I spending all this money on various medications when all it takes is a little Jack Daniels and a Cohiba every day?”
For a nominal cost on your part, I’ll deliver the necessary cigars and booze to keep you smiling for as long as you might live. The petite Japanese feet to walk on your aching back and cure lumbago are extra.
ahahaha if only huh?