[FroggyTheGremlim]

In days gone by, enraged citizens would have dragged this Gruber turd out of his office or home, stripped him, dunked him in hot tar and covered him with feathers.

That was in the "olden days."

[Boogieman]

The “hot tar” thing is a myth. They used pine tar back then, not roofing tar/asphalt like most people nowadays think of. You don’t need to heat pine tar very much.