[DIRTYSECRET]

I don’t believe it.

[lee martell]

The Real Cupcake Wars!

[dfwgator]

[MediaMole]

If there is a camp with 1200 militants in one place, why haven’t we hit it with multiple arclight strikes?

[mylife]

Good! I hope Chef tears their bleedin jugulars out!

[Cyman]

No ladles on the ground.

[17th Miss Regt]

The CIA gave them the poison concoction and enough lunches to feed and poison the 1200 ISIS fighters. But they were Michelle's school lunches so the fighters did not ingest enough of the poison - they threw most of it away, saying it tasted like infidel s**t.

[lee martell]

Dear ISIS; You are cordially invited to a Pic-Nic, or Al Fresco Lunch & Soiree.
Where; In Bagdad. What: Tea, tarts and Fig jelly biscuits, Folk Music & Fortune Tellers. When: High noon after Friday Prayers; behind the south-eastward sand dunes. Please RSVP asap.

***One extra dessert if you bring an EMPTY Body Bag; for collection of litter and debris.

[carlo3b]

WOW.. that is so rude.. Gives a whole new meaning to A la Carte’m-off

[Pollster1]

I’m not fond of poison, but if you’re going to poison people, do Lucrezia Borgia and family proud. I could poison the terrorist army and take down the vast majority of the 1,200, without raising suspicion. To only get ten is pathetic.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Maybe the Muslim fighters will wonder if their every meal is poisoned. Why would anyone want to harm these lovable fellows?

[cardinal4]

Propaganda or a provocation or both. 1200 douchebags in one place makes a big target. The “base” would have been lit up by now. Probably not by us, the British or the French maybe. (Obama doesn’t want to kill kindred spirits, just degrade them) I’m calling BS..

[Darksheare]

Maybe it was Amy Bouzaglo from that one episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

[healy61]

Peas poisoned hot,
Peas poisoned cold.
ISIS poisoned in the ground,
Nine days old.
Hooray.

[doorgunner69]

I got an idea, just infect all the goats with a very virulent STD!

[Charles Martel]

And on tonight's Iron Chef...

Ya gotta love the "secret ingredient".

[mabarker1]

Your Crew? (on a Mission)

[jiggyboy]

"Ten out of a thousand? That ain't gonna be no sequel."

[adorno]

A dozen ISIS fighters killed after chefs infiltrate camp and POISON terrorists' lunch

Isn't that a war crime? It's food poisoning, but, the food contains chemical and biological substances, so, 2 crimes in one.

ISIS wiil be bringing up the matter before the UN, or Obama or Holder, on behalf of ISIS.

Those Syrian terrorists aren't playing fair. Beheading people is okay with ISIS, so, the Syrian rebels should play fair, and start cutting off some ISIS heads.

[Tijeras_Slim]

In the name of Allah, I will have the fish.