Zer0: “We can fill the back rows with a bunch of columns.”
Event host: “We could, but all those columns will cost a lot of money and it is too late for that.”
Zer0: “Not even Styrofoam columns? This is an urgent situation! The people did not show up!”
Event Host: “I am sorry Mr President, but it is curtains for you.” For you it is curtains.”
I wish!
Unfortunately, this bozo is going to have a lot of encores in the next two years, and there is no one in government who will fight him (who also has the power to do so - talk is cheap).
I hope to be pleasantly surprised next year but am not holding my breath.
Should be pronounced "coitans"