Basement?
An obscure movie reference. In Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pee Wee's bicycle gets stolen. He is told by a fortune teller that it was taken to the basement of the Alamo, so he goes off on a cross country quest to get to the Alamo and get his bicycle back. When he finally makes it there, he is told by the tour guide that there is no basement, and she laughs at him.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure reference.
That movie featured the late, great Jan Hooks as an Alamo tour guide!