[CaptainK]

In 2006 I was stuck on the tarmac of Newark Airport for 7 hours and confined in a fully booked plane filled with screaming passengers and vomiting children. I was also forced to sit through 3 screenings of Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. I had no legal recourse.

She doesn't realize how good she has it.

[clintonh8r]

I was once stuck on the Small World ride at Wally World with the theme song playing full blast. I ain’t been right since.....