[yldstrk]

you are a laugh a minute

[Lazamataz]

Damn right I am, but still significantly dumber for having read your comment.

[Lazamataz]

I hate you.

I hate you because you are unloveable, unnoticed, unwashed, unhappy, unabased, uncanny, unalluring, uncherished, uncomfortable, undesirable, unclothed, undisciplined, undignified, unimaginable, unforgivable, uninspiring, unlaudable, unlikeable, unimportant.

I really really hate you.