[who_would_fardels_bear]

My fanstasy:

1. I am president when this happens.

2. I call in all of the CEOs, VPs, and Directors of Goldman-Sachs, Lehman, etc. for an important meeting. Only they understand the complexities of the situation and can do their best to get us out of it.

3. It must be a super-secret meeting at a top secret place. So they are all strip searched to remove their cell phones, etc. and placed on a large luxurious plane with all the food and cocktails they want.

4. Plane is supposedly headed for somewhere like the Cayman Islands, but goes off course and ends up at Guantanamo.

5. CEOs, etc. are housed there until their treason trials reach the docket.

6. They're still waiting.

[OneWingedShark]

I think you're going to need a bigger plane… you forgot the Congress.

[PGalt]

Good idea and as Shark suggests…don’t forget CONgre$$.