Something for everyone in the wellness-crowd to look forward too. Being thin, having clear lungs and liver only increases the chance you’ll have an extended life of decrepitude.
Yup. Pass the beer nuts, pour me another, and let me borrow your lighter.
“Something for everyone in the wellness-crowd to look forward too. Being thin, having clear lungs and liver only increases the chance you’ll have an extended life of decrepitude.”
I’ll drink to that!
Sure, you'll live an extra 10 years. But you don't get to choose which 10. You get to be old, arthritic, going to doctor's appointments and constantly taking prescription pills out of those little one week at a time pill dispensers for an extra 10 years. Congratulations!
The only good thing about old age is that you get to say crude things to cute young waitresses and they won't slap you. Oh, and great parking spaces!