“For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local library and look at the diagrams...”
OR
For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local doctor and have an IQ test.
“For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local library and look at the diagrams...”
OR
For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local doctor and have an IQ test.
or
skip the first two and just check into jail, save everyone time and money