[spokeshave]

Ebola symptom

Propensity to jump in a taxi to get a bus, train, airline, or on a cruse ship

[stanne]

I know It’s like they’re getting compensated to go globe trotting

Makes me wonder if Ebola, about which we know very little, affects the brain first, making the victim stupid as a box of rocks

[fivecatsandadog]

Common symptom: DENIAL (”No, I don’t have Ebola, and therefore can’t spread it. If I go about my normal routine, it will go away”.)