We are from the Government, and we are here to help...
When I first started working at the army hospital my first day I had the “Quad room”, it had 4 beds in it. My patients were all e-9s from the Army, Marines and Air Force.
I stood in the middle of the room and said, Hi, I’m from the government, I’m here to help.
They all started throwing stuff at me and laughing, but I said that I could say that and mean it, I’m a nurse. :)
We are the Government and we are here to f**k everything up.
Now, shut up and pay your taxes!